hey say – you don’t need to lose weight. They say – you are beautiful just a way you are. Liars! How beautiful could be love handles jellying off the top of my low-rise, crotch-clutching jeans? Are you kidding me? For us, women, there are only three ways to go when our metabolism is not perfect.

By the way, about 98% of us don’t have an ideal genetics when it comes to the body metabolism. As female born we are all tend to be on a path of losing weight. Or on a path of keeping weight, which is the same diet-exercise-find-other-way-to-lose-weight lifestyle. Of course, you can drop an idea of being skinny which makes no sense because by my secondary thought - a gender surgery can’t be cheaper than a liposuction, now can it?

Men are the lucky bustards – they can be 100 pounds overweight, make children at the age of 70 and at 45 change an old fat wife for an younger model. Only one thing they must do well in order to get what they want – money. But can you imaging 400 pounds business woman surrounded by young lovers with gorgeous tiny butts? Punch me for my poor imagination.

You may say - I don’t care what men are thinking about me. Really? I’ve been there too. But once in a while in the middle of a night I catch tears flushing my eyes out. Does anybody cares about me, size 16? Even if you have a husband – you will always wonder – does he live with you because paying alimony for your kids is way too expensive? Isn't he waiting until they’ll turn 18? Is your boyfriend with you because his dream girls turned him down? How "wonderful" does it feel to be the one "If I cannot do it with you – I cannot do it with anybody else". Trust me, all men has a particular way of thinking and it is just like that: If right now, right at this second Marilyn Monroe walks into this room, she will not be able to say "No" to me.

If you think men care about your "inner" beauty – your real age is 3 y.o. When a man says – "Honey, you don’t need to lose weight. I love you just a way you are" – remember – Bridget Johns is just a movie. Your darling simply can’t afford to spend $10,000 on your liposuction (guess for him you don’t worth $10,000).

I apologize for being rude. I simply wonder about people judging me by my waistline. But this is true - man loves with his eyes, woman - with her ears. Listen up! "This is not true, honey. I love you for your beautiful spirit"... Sure... And what kind of "spirit" did you watch last night jerking off at your computer screen? Pardon my language.

So, there is actually three ways to go if you want to be happy but weren’t born with a high-speed metabolism ("I don’t care" doesn’t count):

1. Join a feminist club.
2. Save money for a gender surgery (watch up if you have kids – they might not like to have two daddies at once).
3. Get rid of those horrible "love handlers" and keep it off.

You will be right saying – there is no way in the world being skinny can make you happy. But it would make it a lot easier, isn’t it?

Is it hard to lose weight? Of course not! All you need is a stimulus. And a stimulus is not men themselves. It is you – beautiful, confident, happy, desirable and ready to move on at any time, any place, with any man YOU choose.

Margaret Williams
(A very personal opinion).